She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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