There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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