Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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