In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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