I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Still dying that you shit outside
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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