Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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