I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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Don't tell me you're on acid again
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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