Jerry, you need to find god
I bet he comes in French.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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