i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also, beer. Big fan.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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