I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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