I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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