oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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