very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
