I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
accomplished twins. life is a go
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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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