he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
try to milk me bitch
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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