I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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