that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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