her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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