one two three fourrrrnication!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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