Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i drank out of a bidet.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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