He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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