either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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