I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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