I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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