Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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