RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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