How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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