we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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