At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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