I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I touched a dick in church today
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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