Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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