I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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