My room smells like vodka and shame
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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