I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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