he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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