Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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