I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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