he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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