"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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