I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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