She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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