OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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