He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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