I think i sorta joined a cult last night
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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