butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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