I'm so fucking centered right now
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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