I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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