bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My vagina is very pro this idea
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