Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
love makes seman taste better
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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