I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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