yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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