Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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