he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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