Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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