bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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