did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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