I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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