nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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